DEAR FOLLOWERS:

Dear followers,

you guys are the coolest.
not everybody can take soggy dog shit in a withered plastic baggie, or gun toting sharks or fat naked men with little duckling heads. some people say they really dont care for baggieofpoop,

but not you guys.

your cool.

as a treat here is a thing:




~mv


also, check out my other blog, mikegoestoireland.blogspot.com it features my adventures on the emerald isle, including french techno parties and a J.F.K praying to jesus. check it out.

Some Pac Man Ack-Shan.

bad photos.

scans to come.

l o v e m i k e !

WINNER!!!

Ladies and gentlemen, I give you your grand champion of the Mike Vance "Fist-A-Cuffs" Experiment,

WINNER.

POLAR BEAR W/ CHAINSAW.

thanks to all who voted and put up with my facebook nonsense.
no thanks goes to farley miller because he is a butt.

New Blog in the Works

everyone interested in what i'm up to should check out mikegoestoireland.blogspot.com

there isnt much up there now, but i already have things lined up. it will detail my adventures abroad and catalog the work i do here. ought to be worth a look i hope.

thanks,

~mv

FINAL ROUND!!!

Hello all, thank you for checking in and voting, you have been a big help. To those who haven't, we can still be friends.

SO. Here we have our final round which features Polar Bear w/ Chainsaw, who came in and tore asunder Harpoon Tim, (a fan favorite,) after he had made such quick work of the feared Arsenal Shark in the very first round. Also featured here tonight is Alexi Skyboots who climbed the brackets after a near loss to the mysterious and nefarious Dr. Ducky and took on the perhaps less prepared Shortstack Griswald who put up almost no fight whatsoever.
Now it comes down to the final two; the calculating, precise and well equipped spacer, a pirate fighting for the liberation of her people (and space gold,) or the blood soaked rage of a marauding polar bear with a stunning knowledge of deforestation implements, homeless now, and without a family, he seeks revenge.
Too good of a matchup to miss out on, so please, enter your votes.

TO VOTE, click on the comments section below and type in who you think would win the fight. please be clear on who you think the winner will be, one vote per person, if you like, you are encouraged to write a synopsis on how you see the battle going down (I'm not giving up on this one.) Voting will END Friday the 22nd of January.

VOTING ON THIS ROUND HAS ENDED.

Alexi Skyboots.

Stats:
Height: 65 inches
Weight: 137 lbs. (significantly less in zero-grav.)
Age: 30
Affiliation: Independent
Equipment: Space suit, long range rifle, sidearm, trained mutated space capybara, emergency thruster pack, boots; made for walking.
Special Notes: Some military training.

Polar Bear W/ Chainsaw

Stats:
Height: 10 feet (standing)
Weight: 2,013 lbs.
Age: 9
Affiliation: None.
Equipment: Chainsaw, 12 inch paws, 42 teeth, 4 inches of blubber, honed survival instincts.
Special Notes: Largest terrestrial carnivore, pissed off.

Thank you all for voting
~mv